There was an old lady that lived in a shoe
She had so many kids…
…her UTERUS FELL OUT…OHHhhhH!!!
Ok.. Now I understand what’s going on here. This bat-shit crazy duck face has some kind of twisted obsession with Angelina Jolie. Everything has fallen into place now - the plastic surgery, the hair style, the loopy fixation on having a million kids without getting married, the assertion that she had an abusive father - although this has been refuted by her mother - it’s all become crystal clear.
This woman is the personification of everything that has gone terribly wrong with our society. The thing is, she’s just an early warning - an indicator. Still, the worst part of all this is that the only consequence to her psychotic actions will be - reward.
I hear that she’s getting 3 million for her story. 3 million dollars… It would take me 40 years to earn 3 million dollars. Yet this scurvy, skeevy, sketchy, SCARY, scag found a way to get what she wanted.
God bless the unchecked id.Just you wait, eventually it will all come out about her Angelina Jolie obsession. I’m going to crack this case wide open.
You see, this is why I’m weary. I’m serious now, how can I as a rational, self-aware, intelligent human being continue to trudge through this mendacity any longer? It really feels like I’m on a big ship and the sea’s on fire. No way out, just incremental, excruciating, glacial movement in the wrong direction. We’re at the final few inches, and I say just jerk it over the finish line already, stop pussy footing around. I’m sick of this shit.
‘Jane get me off this crazy thing’
‘The dishes are done man!’
Apparently her mother is taking care of her children, and finds her actions unconscionable. She’s been given the Herculean task of raising all these kids, and the duckface hasn’t even contributed a cent. Moreover, she’s maligned her parents in the press, stating how they were abusive and uncaring, despite her mother’s insistence that she was loved and cherished as a child.
The thing I don’t get is - How does this muldoon have the money to pay for plastic surgery and collagen lip injections, as well as a PUBLICIST, and yet she doesn’t have any money to give to her mother to help raise her kids?
Also… what is the deal with the doctor that shoved these embryos up her twat? Should he not be banned from practicing medicine?
I dunno, for some reason this story really gets under my skin. I truly believe that this woman did it to become famous. She’s doing it for attention. If this is not endemic of our culture I don’t know what is. We have gone down the rabbit hole.
It’s becoming all too much for me I tell you. I mean, are we ever going to right this ship, or are we going to just let it tumble over on itself out of sheer apathy? What motivates most people nowadays?
I really have no idea.
It truly seems that people are going completely nutsy fagen out there.
The strange thing is, I’ve always felt this was coming, ever since I was a kid. I always knew that everything was an illusion, and eventually a storm would come to wash away all that phony edifice. It’s been aching in my bones for years…now it has finally come.
Let it reign o’er me.