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Celebrity Confessions: Celebrity Fetishists - Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's obsession with Angelina Jolie

Posted by zeitgeisty

There was an old lady that lived in a shoe
She had so many kids…
…her UTERUS FELL OUT…OHHhhhH!!!





Ok.. Now I understand what’s going on here. This bat-shit crazy duck face has some kind of twisted obsession with Angelina Jolie. Everything has fallen into place now - the plastic surgery, the hair style, the loopy fixation on having a million kids without getting married, the assertion that she had an abusive father - although this has been refuted by her mother - it’s all become crystal clear.

This woman is the personification of everything that has gone terribly wrong with our society. The thing is, she’s just an early warning - an indicator. Still, the worst part of all this is that the only consequence to her psychotic actions will be - reward.

I hear that she’s getting 3 million for her story. 3 million dollars… It would take me 40 years to earn 3 million dollars. Yet this scurvy, skeevy, sketchy, SCARY, scag found a way to get what she wanted.

God bless the unchecked id.Just you wait, eventually it will all come out about her Angelina Jolie obsession. I’m going to crack this case wide open.

You see, this is why I’m weary. I’m serious now, how can I as a rational, self-aware, intelligent human being continue to trudge through this mendacity any longer? It really feels like I’m on a big ship and the sea’s on fire. No way out, just incremental, excruciating, glacial movement in the wrong direction. We’re at the final few inches, and I say just jerk it over the finish line already, stop pussy footing around. I’m sick of this shit.

‘Jane get me off this crazy thing’

‘The dishes are done man!’

Apparently her mother is taking care of her children, and finds her actions unconscionable. She’s been given the Herculean task of raising all these kids, and the duckface  hasn’t even contributed a cent. Moreover, she’s maligned her parents in the press, stating how they were abusive and uncaring, despite her mother’s insistence that she was loved and cherished as a child.

The thing I don’t get is  -  How does this muldoon have the money to pay for plastic surgery and collagen lip injections, as well as a PUBLICIST, and yet she doesn’t have any money to give to her mother to help raise her kids?

Also… what is the deal with the doctor that shoved these embryos up her twat? Should he not be banned from practicing medicine?

I dunno, for some reason this story really gets under my skin. I truly believe that this woman did it to become famous. She’s doing it for attention. If this is not endemic of our culture I don’t know what is. We have gone down the rabbit hole.

It’s becoming all too much for me I tell you. I mean, are we ever going to right this ship, or are we going to just let it tumble over on itself out of sheer apathy? What motivates most people nowadays?

I really have no idea.

It truly seems that people are going completely nutsy fagen out there.

The strange thing is, I’ve always felt this was coming, ever since I was a kid. I always knew that everything was an illusion, and eventually a storm would come to wash away all that phony edifice. It’s been aching in my bones for years…now it has finally come.

Let it reign o’er me. 


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Comments

vix_en25 said:

between this story, fear factor and the teenaged girls who have babies because it's considered to be cool, I really have to agree with you that dishes are most definitely DONE, man!

February 10, 2009 3:15 PM

zeitgeisty said:

the dishes are done man!

February 10, 2009 3:34 PM

zeitgeisty said:

www.youtube.com/watch

February 10, 2009 3:36 PM

Toluca_86 said:

"I hear that she’s getting 3 million for her story. 3 million dollars… It would take me 40 years to earn 3 million dollars. Yet this scurvy, skeevy, sketchy, SCARY, scag found a way to get what she wanted."

You sound jealous.

And btw, find me a mother who will actually DESCRIBE herself as abusive, will ya?

February 10, 2009 3:38 PM

zeitgeisty said:

How would anyone read this and say I sound jealous.. BITTER maybe.. JEALOUS no...

It's funny, when I saw her interviewed, I actually thought that this person is how I picture Toluca... personality, looks, etc..

February 10, 2009 4:06 PM

vix_en25 said:

yeah, Im sure hes real jealous of this woman and her CLOWN CAR VAGINA!

February 10, 2009 4:34 PM

you're soaking in it said:

Thanks for doing your part to make sure she's famous, numbnuts.

February 10, 2009 5:01 PM

loobetchka said:

Tool-uca

February 10, 2009 5:02 PM

LydiaSarah said:

Toluca's got a point: Just because the mother says she wasn't abusive doesn't mean she's telling the truth. And it's also pretty common for a wife or husband to deny that their spouse is/was abusive to their children. Still, I think the lady's got some screws loose. But you're in sticky territory when you start saying that the doctor should have refused to do the procedure.  Doctors cannot be given power over their patients' reproduction. That would be a very slippery slope.

February 10, 2009 5:11 PM

zeitgeisty said:

shut up madge!!

Slippery slope my ass... she already had 6 kids 3 of which are disabled,, to shoot her full of embryos when she has no way to take care of them is criminal.. There are stricter laws to buy a gun!

February 10, 2009 5:22 PM

airheadgenius said:

I cannot believe someone pays you $75,000 a year!

February 10, 2009 5:45 PM

you're soaking in it said:

AHG, that fact serves to underscore his point.   It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.

February 10, 2009 6:03 PM

zeitgeisty said:

shut up madge!

Yeah I know... I;m worth way more!

February 10, 2009 6:04 PM

you're soaking in it said:

Here's a better use for those embryos that you just can't stand to see wasted:

i39.tinypic.com/25k1u9y.jpg

February 10, 2009 6:23 PM

zeitgeisty said:

shut up madge, how can;t i stand to see them wasted??

flush em' down the toilet!

February 10, 2009 8:21 PM

you're soaking in it said:

Not literally YOU, doofus -- YOU as in ONE.  Like our dearest duckface.  "Those embryos that ONE can't stand to see wasted."  

Now stop soaking in it, dimwit.

February 10, 2009 8:33 PM

zeitgeisty said:

shut up madge! Like that was so clear or something...!

February 10, 2009 9:42 PM

you're soaking in it said:

Will you just fucking relax?  It's Palmolive!

February 10, 2009 10:30 PM

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