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Reading this again, in my defense at the TIME it looked like McCain was a stronger opponent.. this was PRE Palin...
Also, to let everyone know, this is culled from about 5 different journal entries spanning a couple of months..
This is way too long to read.
What people really want is VISUALS. What does she look like? Bonus points video of her dancing like a chicken. Naked.
Sorry the closest I can come to that request is a video of ME dancing like a chicken.. not naked though, for that I'd need a WIDE ANGLE lens.. if you catch my drift.. you know 'cause my cock is so huge...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dupns5q8lu0
As for the length of the piece... I'm too tired to split it up into multiple entries..
Yeah, we all saw YOUR chicken dance. Very -- um -- expressive.
So then how 'bout some photos of your relatively insignificant (in light of your narcissism) other? She's not EMBARRASSED, is she?
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There is no way I have time to read this. Are there crib notes somewhere?
Managed the comments - more succinct - and have to say that you talk about your chicken dance more often than I mention my mango snatch. Ambo remains ahead with his peace corps mentions though.
yes, but out of the three... I actually have PROOF!
I like it when you actually write, rather than that drivel you pass off as a post on a regular basis. Why so miserable all the time though? Go talk to someone.
Ah.. If there's nothing I love more it's the douchey 'compliment' from some talentless muldoon taking potshots from the peanut gallery.
Giving insightful psychiatric advice no less... what a tool.
When are you going to finish the story? How did you go from being kicked out of her apartment for the old guy to eventually being her boy?
Ahh.. well that's another story!
"...she wants to learn how to be an animator for Pixar, but she went to school to be a dental hygienist..."
This girl probably thinks you're Albert Camus. Except she'd pronounce it "Kay-muss."
oh my god:
Ha ha ha!
Laughs coming from a mental midget who studies at Hamburger University.
I study at a school you couldn't get in to if you wanted... you so silly.
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Dude, I still don't get how McCain has at any point looked better than anybody. This is the same guy that years ago spoke out against having MLK Day being named a national holiday. I don't know if they have the day as an Arizona state holiday even now. And THAT is just the tip of the iceberg. His economic policies date back to the failure of Reaganomics, which combined with strident deregulation, led to the collapse of the world economy. This is not news!
Zeitgeisty, please stick to cartoons! You will not be MY Valentine until you can sincerely eschew this right-leaning weirdness.
Right Leaning?? opposite!!... My heart was sunk at the thought that McCain was a shoo-in.. Thank god I was wrong..
Of course in the beginning I was a huge Hilary supporter, and I really do think Obama should have picked her for Vice Prez, as Biden is an ass, but I still love Obama now..
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