One night when I was 13 I orgasmed eight times while watching Maria Conchita Alonso being interviewed on the Arsenio Hall Show. It was a bad idea, looking back. It was a terrible session of teenage masturbation that spiraled out of control, with every ejaculation becoming less and less intense until I could barely feel anything and my whole nervous system was in frazzled disarray. All of which is to say that I used to jack off like a monkey. Which isn't all that unique, but the inevitable slackening of that once fervent sex drive as I get older makes me wonder.
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