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Cheap Trick: Pizza Fork

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

 

I watched the Oscars the other night with a few friends and since we'd just had a party the night before, we still have plenty of leftover booze and hors d'oeurves. I even brought some extra hummus, carrots, chocolate, and baklava, so when someone suggested we order pizza I played all healthy-wealthy (I just made up that term--it means someone who has an abundance of health!) and said we didn't need it. Three hours later the food was all gone and we were still hungry, so pizza it was. And oh my, the pizza we ordered was so fucking delicious, we stuffed entire pieces into our mouths. In the future, if we care to be civilized and actually eat in bite sizes, it might be useful to have a pizza fork. And an extra pizza, because, seriously, next time we'll just skip the carrots.

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Steph Auteri said:

Can we talk about how much I want this now?

February 28, 2008 12:59 PM

Alex Zalben said:

Let's just say you've cornered the Modern Materialist Blogger market on this item.

February 28, 2008 4:46 PM

E said:

First, I want to say that I adore your writing and awesome picks for this site. But, please reassure me that you're kidding about the spelling for hors d'eouvres. You normally have impeccable spelling!

February 28, 2008 9:36 PM

K said:

It's actually hors d'oeuvres E.

February 28, 2008 11:42 PM

Wendy Atterberry said:

It's a hard word to spell. What can I say—it gave me performance anxiety.

All fixed now.

February 29, 2008 10:41 AM

E said:

Jeez, I even looked it up, and I guess didn't pay attention when I retyped it. Wendy, I didn't mean to be critical or anything. I don't want you to think I was being being or trying to make you feel stupid. I shouldn't have even mentioned it. I'm sorry.

February 29, 2008 10:19 PM

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About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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Wendy Atterberry is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. You can often find her at some karaoke dive bar singing her repertoire, which includes "Midnight Train to Georgia," "Daniel," and most recently, "Sweet Dreams." Don't expect her to always hit the right notes. She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

Steph Auteri is a freelance just-about-everything, with a special fondness for home goods she can't afford. She has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press and Hooksexup. She runs the blog selfhelpme.net, and her work can be found at stephiswrite.com.

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