I watched the Oscars the other night with a few friends and since we'd just had a party the night before, we still have plenty of leftover booze and hors d'oeurves. I even brought some extra hummus, carrots, chocolate, and baklava, so when someone suggested we order pizza I played all healthy-wealthy (I just made up that term--it means someone who has an abundance of health!) and said we didn't need it. Three hours later the food was all gone and we were still hungry, so pizza it was. And oh my, the pizza we ordered was so fucking delicious, we stuffed entire pieces into our mouths. In the future, if we care to be civilized and actually eat in bite sizes, it might be useful to have a pizza fork. And an extra pizza, because, seriously, next time we'll just skip the carrots.
[$6, Stupid Idiotic]