Even our father is wondering what the eff is going on with this "Dumbledore is Gay" stuff. He was all, “So this is a character? And he came out after the book? And people care that he’s gay WHY?” And we were all, “Dad, can we just talk about the Cowboys or something?” So anyhoo, there are Dumbledore Gay Pride T-shirts for sale if you care to join the pop-culture pile-up. Do it! It’s fun!