Not only is this used Dell D600 a steal at just 400 bucks, but it comes with just about the best story of provenance we've heard about a second-hand item since that Antiques Roadshow: Whorehouses of Old New Orleans* special. The laptop belonged to this guy's girlfriend, who was getting her naughty Windows upgrade from another man. But that's only where the story begins.
Seeing that sex had gone out the window a month ago (seriously from once or twice a day to nothing) I figured if I could[n’t] get any neither should he. I started chatting with him but at the end I said "I would love to do anal tonight, but I don't like it slow, when you have me doggy style, just go for it. I will be ready all night"
Heck, the read alone’s worth a couple hundred!
* OK, that never actually happened. If only!