Damn, yo, this is really getting out of hand. And no, we don't mean Ashley Alexandra Dupree's television career.
Newsweek reported/plagiarized Scanner bloggers over the weekend with a story about Tampa teachers and their escapades involving parked cars and hotel room orgies. (Yes, that's a plural on the "orgies.") All three teachers pictured above did some educatin' in the same Florida radius; all three were busted in just the past three weeks.
Mary Jo Spack, 45, a local high school teacher, [was charged] with having sex with a 17-year-old male student. That encounter reportedly took place in a motel room, where she had been drinking alcohol with a group of the teen's friends, according to officials.
Even more disgusting, she's not even hot. Wait, don't throw away the half-empty barf bag just yet: the kid's friends had to listen in on the whole thing and had to try to not picture it. (Spack is the perv in the middle photo, above.)
Lisa Marinelli, 40, on the right, is either a transvestite or maybe even hot when not stoned out of her gourd for her mugshots. Either way, it doesn't explain how a teacher of children spells like a foreigner typing with her eyes closed:
"How about a quickie 2 morrow afternoon :-)? Ur car looks awesome! Al u need is a hot milf sittin next u and ud really b in busines."
Link and photos via Newsweek: Teacher Sex Scandals Alarm Fla.
Previously: Hot Teacher Busted For Sex & Drugs Party; Sloppy Seconds; Hottest Female Sex Offenders; Another Kind-of-Hot Teacher Gets It On With Her Student; Student Teacher Sex.