David Vitter wants y'all to forget he's a Republican Senator who hired hookers for more than a decade, while married to his equally conservative wife. But we haven't forgotten about one of the world's biggest hypocrites, who famously said Spitzer's sleeping with prostitutes while in office was a totally different story from his own sleeping with prostitutes while in office...
Well, then... allow us to reintroduce an old friend of ours, Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter. Remember him? He's the second-rate Eliot Spitzer who was in a DC Madam's Little Black Book when the DC Madam accidentally let in a rowdy bunch of Feds, even though they didn't know the secret password.
Here in New Orleans, they haven't forgotten Vitter, who has been given an "F" rating from Middle Class Voter, and a local version of the Onion has a hilarious attack piece on him...
First, let's remind you that this self-proclaimed champion of Family Values is, according to Wikipedia
a staunch supporter of... pro-life to pro-gun rights while legislating against same-sex marriage, family planning funding for abortion providers, gambling, increases in the State Children's Health Insurance Program (SCHIP) program, the United Nations and amnesty for illegal immigrants.
The New Orleans Levee, an admittedly low-budget parody rag, has exposed the hardcore conservative as a money-grubbing meathead with an affinity for barely-legal Hustler Club girls, as this picture of the staff at his 500K fundraiser reveals:
This is one brazen mofo. And with many of the state's Democrats displaced due to that hurricane and the mismanagement thereof by the leader he so blindly supports, Louisiana is going to have to put up with these shenanigans until at least 2017, when North America will be buried under forty feet of water.
Read more about Vitter and his exploits at the New Orleans Levee.