Because we're happy to see you, too...
Oh, sorry. We were actually talking to the hot dog. We're really excited to see the hot dog. Aren't you? That's why we'll keep this highs and lows business short this short week.
Highs:
We began our countdown of the 50 sexiest albums you must own (50-41, 40-31, 30-21, 20-11)
We learned why our areolas are so pale.
We learned that sex is really good for you. And can even save your life.
Lows:
We crushed on Pete Wentz (and his huge penis!).
We let ourselves get involved in a celebrity clusterfuck.
We finally found one part of our body we never want to get tattooed.