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"Do That Little Cheerleader Move," NY State Assemblyman Tells Intern

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A GOP-supporting blog in upstate New York is basically blackmailing an assembly member fighting a tough primary battle this month: they're releasing a slow trickle of the lawmaker's personal e-mails to an intern/lover, promising juicier ones the longer the guy stays in the race...

Titled "what i wish," the Democratic assemblyman's list included: ". . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff."

The Assembly's Ethics Committee rushed behind closed doors yesterday to discuss sanctioning...

Sam Hoyt, (D-Buffalo) a married father of two has not denied he sent the above e-mail in 2003 to a 19-year-old intern, who, it seems, was working for a Republican officeholder.

Among the best we've seen so far:

 
-Original Message Follows----
 
From: <[email protected]>
To:

 
Subject: RE:
 
Date: Tue, 09 Mar 2004 07:28:51 -0500
 
it was even better for me. ty for doing the bikini walk. i thought to myself as others were checking you out, she woke up next to me this morning!
 
----Original Message Follows----
 
From: <[email protected]>
To:
Subject: Re: what i wish...
 
Date: Sun, 02 Nov 2003 15:53:22 -0500

that neither one of ever experienced that feeling in our stomach...
that our relationship was not as complicated as it is...
that i could be with you at will...
that I could be painting your toenails right now...
that i could be cuddled with you on the bed reading you the newspaper...
that i was driving to Albany as i write this...
that we could be tangled right now...
that i could be kissing you right now telling you how much i dig my blueskies...
that i could see you do that little cheerleader move...
that i could take a nap with you...
that i could enjoy one of my favorite things, going to sleep next to
you and waking up next to you...
that you could be my human alarm clock...
that i could be your human lollipop...
that i could have you in my arms and tell you how beautiful and sexy you are
(because you don't believe it yourself)...
that i could be modeling my cool penguin boxers for you tonight...
that you could tell me i am yummy (i love that)...
that i could tell you in person that no woman has ever done for me
physically what you do for me....
that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff....
that i could see your ducks...
that we could eat tai food together...
that you could model for me your halloween costume (sounded so sexy)...
that i could find you a pemanent parking space...
that i could be rubbing hot oil on your back and then lying on top of
you sliding around and kissing your neck...
that i could see your cute smile and beautiful eyes....
that i could be kissing that perfect stomach of yours...
that i could be doing the crossword puzzle with my muse...
and so much more...
please do not be upset with me sweetie. i miss you so much. xoxo
 
 
>
To:

Date: Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:10:10 - 0300
 
"You F.....g scumbag liar...I knew you were f.....g around...how many girls do you have exactly??? I hate you. I knew you were lying, but I was so stupid...you scumbag...f...k off...leave me alone and go be with your other girlfriends...her...and who else...Ali...and who else??? All I asked of you was honesty....thats it..." ###

Although he does not deny these e-mails are his, Hoyt denies his relationships with these (apparently) multiple girls did not violate ethics rules barring fraternization. Let us be not the first to say: ass. face.

Via PoliticsNy.net.

 

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Comments

profrobert said:

He is an assface, I agree, but if that blog really is saying it will continue to release the e-mails so long as Hoyt stays in the race, that is criminal extortion, and the perpetrators should be arrested.

August 21, 2008 2:44 PM

Mandy said:

I hate to sound like my mom, but, uh, two wrongs don't make a right.

August 22, 2008 9:08 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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