It's been two weeks since we last revisited our most cringe-worthy posts and made our peace...
Perez Hilton the Richest Chubby Recluse in Hollywood
Readers hated (and loved) on Perez and his love handles. Either way, we're clearly jealous.
Maxi Mounds And Her Boobs Break Guiness Record
No question, gargantuan fake boobs are nothing to give awards for.
We gotta admit, Amanda Beard grows on us day by day... as does-- of course-- Michael Phelps.
This will always be controversial: asking people to look at a bunch of silly polls and make a guess who's going to win a Presidential election in three months.
Just because he deserved a few smacks to the head doesn't mean we think she should be above the law for adminstering them.
Surprisingly, few objected to living this guy's life...
Equally surprising were the number of people who enjoyed these lists. Although, in retrospect, we did find them amusing.
Hey, we know everyone's innocent until proven guilty. Except when they secretly visit the hotel room of a mistress they probably haven't been seeing for a long time and are admittedly not sleeping with and claim that "some other cheating husband" made that baby that she brought with her to take pictures of you playing with. Yeah, okay, we'll be objective. (In the interest of full confession: I, Scanner Brian was an Edwards supporter from Dean's scream in 2004 until last week.)