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22-Year-Old Woman Auctions Off Virginity On Howard Stern

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Maybe it's because he's been broadcasting from a secret undisclosed space station, but we're trying to figure out how Howard Stern thinks he can get away with selling a woman's virginity in this Puritan society...

According to the New York Daily News, a twenty-two-year-old virgin was set to auction herself off on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show today. We can only assume, what with the photo of her, that he pulled it off.

The San Diego girl, who already holds a bachelor's degree in women's studies and wants to go back to school to get her doctorate in marriage and family therapy, hopes an online auction for her "honor" will fund her back-to-school goal. (If you doubt a woman's virginity will go for that much money, remember that someone paid $1.5 million for another woman's honor recently.) Her sister, who works at the famed Bunny Ranch in Nevada, offered the Bunny Ranch website and digs for the occasion.

[Natalie Dylan, not her real name] says the winner won't necessarily be the highest bidder. "I want someone with chemistry. We'll take bids until I find a suitor I'm happy with.”

Dylan was introduced to Stern by Dennis Hof, proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch...

Hof says the auction will be conducted online via bunnyranch.com, and that the deal will be consummated at the Bunny Ranch, where Dylan's sister already works. "I think it's a tremendous idea," he says. "Why lose it to some guy in the backseat of a Toyota when you can pay for your education?"

Question: while prostitution is okay in Nevada, who is Stern's radio show not breaking state law here in New York by arranging for this? Maybe he's just spreading the gospel, as we're doing, and isn't actually "pimping" her out?


Top photo via Esquire. Bottom photo via the New York Daily News. Check out the Bunny Ranch online. Below photo via Howard Stern:

 

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Comments

Iri said:

Hmm... for some reason, "virgin" doesn't come to mind when I look at her.

September 9, 2008 8:54 PM

manualcamera said:

Why do you have a photo of Charlize Theron accompanying this article?

www.esquire.com/.../mysterywoman0807

September 9, 2008 9:25 PM

shane said:

sirius you guys not Sirious

September 9, 2008 9:28 PM

eurrapanzy said:

i wouldn't pay for it, but i would totally pay for it.

September 9, 2008 11:04 PM

umyeahno said:

there are so many curious and willing 18 year olds-who are easy because they waited that long and wanna get it over with-why pay if that's your goal? get it for free in the back seat.

September 10, 2008 5:56 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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