Oh, those aren't Sarah Palin's breasts? Well, with all the nude pictures of the Republican veep nominee floating around the Interwebs, you could have fooled us.
Highs:
We learned to love Matt Damon. A little.
We helped spread some rumors about the Palin kids. And that was fun.
We did what we could to help the giant penis man.
We got super sappy over Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi's wedding video.
We just can't get enough Photoshopped pictures of Republicans.
We found the most inappropriate amazing slide ever.
We know what you're getting for Christmas.
We learned some new ways to talk about masturbation.
Lows:
Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan reminded us that yesterday was September 11. And then it got worse.
We learned the war on sex may last longer than the war in Iraq.
We were completely overwhelmed with nude pictures of Sarah Palin.
We saw our future flash before our eyes, and devised a plan to change it.
Minnie Driver still won't tell us who her baby daddy is. But we have some ideas on the subject.
We sold out on our local Fox station.
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