Don't worry. No nipples were harmed in the compiling of this list...
Highs:
We grew quite fond of Diablo Cody.
We crushed hard. Which reminded us of a hard fall.
We obsessed over an old flame.
We learned our Sarah Palin baby name.
Something we already knew was confirmed for us.
We learned how to stop manboobs before they happen.
We decided once and for all we're perfectly fine with our pasty, white skin.
Lows:
We saw some nipples we don't care much about.
We watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape.
Who knew a simple blog post could give us the heebeegeebees? No really.
We wondered if the secret to keeping a man is to get the same hairstyle he has?
We decided we'll never wear pink again.
Y'all got your panties in an uproar over something we re-posted in jest (and obviously don't endorse) Talk about shooting the messenger.