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Cosmo Names The Sexiest Man In the Universe...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

It's a known fact that men get better with age. That goes a long way toward explaining why two dudes in their mid-forties topped Cosmopolitan's poll of The World's Sexiest Men. But only one... can be #1....

First: it should be noted before we get started that this appears to be a British survey... does that change your prediction? (Not for us, but it certainly explains the presence of Pierce Brosnan and the members of Take That.)

And the winner is...

 

 

Ladies and dudes who enjoy the male form, what do you think of their pick, as well as runner-up George Clooney (47!) and the other 23 choices...?

1 Johnny Depp, 45
2 George Clooney, 47
3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27
4 Daniel Craig, 40
5 Brad Pitt, 44
6 James McAvoy, 29
7 JustinTimberlake, 27
8 Will Smith, 40
9 David Beckham, 33
10 Wentworth Miller, 36
11 Christian Bale, 34
12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31
13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38
14 Ashton Kutcher, 30
15 Dermot O''Leary, 35
16 David Tennant, 37
17 Patrick Dempsey, 42
18 Clive Owen, 44
19 Pierce Brosnan, 55
20 Mark Ronson, 33
21 Gordon Ramsay, 41
22 Russell Brand, 33
23 Pharrell Williams, 35
24 Ryan Reynolds, 31
25 Olivier Martinez, 42

 

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fuzzyoctopus said:

Too funny that picture showing his tattoo gives it away. But I was excited either way. I totally agree he is the sexiest, and I have at least several gay friends who agree with me.

October 13, 2008 12:26 PM

Sarah M said:

More than fair, but not the greatest picture of him.  I knew from the tattoo and various jewelry as well.  Johnny Depp is completely fuckable.  So hot.

What I have a problem with is the whole George Clooney/Jake Gyllenhaal thing.  George is sexy - but second sexiest man ever?  Really?  And Jake Gyllenhaal is not attractive.  I've never understood what women see in him.  He looks like a mildly attractive guy whose face was run over by a steamroller.  

October 13, 2008 11:13 PM

Mandy said:

Men peak in their 40's.

It really is the perfect decade.

*Looks wistful*

October 14, 2008 9:43 AM

thinkywritey said:

It strikes me completely bizarre that Depp is older than Daniel Craig.

October 14, 2008 10:06 AM

borstalboy said:

Are you sure this wasn't Cosmo UK?

Take That?  Dermot O'Leary?  Really?

October 14, 2008 2:22 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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