Great news everyone! Our first Internet celebrity fascination (well, Nicole's anyway) is getting married. Randy Costan, otherwise known as Peter Pan, or "that Pixyland guy" who was on Conan, has found someone to (not) grow old with. Last month Randy proposed to the lucky lady, Princess Dorothy/Tink, at their favorite club, The Castle.
After thumbing around the site for old-times' sake, we're starting to suspect there's a secret portal at some renaissance faire in Indiana or Florida that leads to a Neverland where people have matching cape and scepter sets, drink beer made from newt's eye and worm's wart, and take pixie dust so that they can fly through the air on the backs of magical corgis. Obviously, all this activity leaves no time to brush up on those web programming skills acquired in 1998.