We've mentioned Heidi Fleiss' plans for a man brothel before, but before you hop on Expedia and buy that ticket to Nevada, wait for the dust to clear. It seems that Heidi is having trouble making the biz legit. She may not be able to get a brothel license because she's been convicted of a felony (for running a brothel, of course). Oh, Nevada licensing board, have a heart. Think of all the poor undersexed women out there who will be deprived of their chance to soak in the glistening sweat of a former Chip 'n Dale dancer. Think of the former Chip 'n Dale dancers who will be deprived of their chance to move up in the world. Oh, the dreams that will be dashed if the Hollywood Madam can't find a home for herself on the range.