We haven't heard from Heidi Fleiss in a while, maybe because she's busy working on open a brothel for male escorts in Nevada. Anyway, the former madame was arrested yesterday for driving under the influence and possessing Vicodin that wasn't prescribed to her. The best (or rather, worst) part? All of this happened around 9 a.m.
[E! News: Heidi Fleiss Drives into Trouble]