I know, I know, we’re tracking this Scarlett Johansson album like it’s the first manned mission to the moon. But here at the Screengrab, we’re all about giving the people what they want. Believe me, if nobody was viewing these ScarJo posts, we’d just as soon be writing about Iranian musical comedies or documentaries about Winnipeg. Come on, you know you want a look, so just hit the jump already.
See! Scarlett blowing bubbles! See! Scarlett brushing her teeth! See! Scarlett allowing you to watch her zits get covered up! Isn’t it intimate? But wait…who is that creepy old dude nibbling on her ear? It’s – it’s – SALMAN RUSHDIE???!!!