This was the week that was at the Screengrab:
We offered free career advice to the 21st century Steve McQueen and Ali MacGraw, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds.
We watched Nicolas Cage, Michael J. Fox and Bruce Willis debase themselves in the Five Most Embarrassing Celebrity Commercials.
We compared two versions of The Thomas Crown Affair, two versions of Lolita, and the two faces of Aaron Eckhart.
We climbed The Towering Inferno and floated down the Apocalypse Now river.
We saw a naked Bo Derek drenched in honey and milk in Bolero, the latest entry in the Unwatchable series of 100 worst movies ever.
We expressed concern for Christina Ricci, hailed Jonathan Pryce and looked forward to seeing Bardot’s ass in high definition.
We told you about the 12 Greatest Movies Based on TV Shows and you told us we forgot about Serenity. Sorry about that.
And finally, we got sweet, sweet revenge.
What a week, no?