From the "Variety Headlines You Wish Were Literally True, Not Just Clever Puns on the Titles of Upcoming Films" dept.: "Mirren, Pesci open 'Love Ranch'".
Filmax's upcoming Diary of a Nymphomaniac seeks "attractive, bold 18-32 year old girls who want to triumph in movies." Know any?
Eli Roth's next project, as rumored, is Trailer Trash: eighty minutes of fake trailers, a la Roth's contribution to Grindhouse, though perhaps not as uniformly icky.
— Peter Smith
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