Kanye West has purportedly signed on to produce a puppet show with Comedy Central. Titled Alligator Boots, the show is said to be “hip-hop meets the Muppets.”
We have so many questions . . .
1. Will this show be in anyway like a puppet reprisal of In Living Color? Specifically, will there be fly girls puppets introducing each sketch with a Rosie Perez choreographed hip-hop dance segment? (If so, and we have our fingers crossed, each puppet must wear Cross Colours stretch pants and doorknocker earrings).
2. Will Kanye challenge Jim Henson to some sort of showdown reminiscent of the Kanye West versus 50 Cent face-off of 2007. We don’t know how this little throwdown would go. Perhaps its a question of who can make the illest puppets, or whose show sells the most DVDs . . . we haven’t worked out all the details yet.
3. Will Kanye’s friend, the shit-house crazy and crazy-hilarious Dave Chappelle be writing dirty puppet jokes and making frequent guest appearances on this show?
If the answers to all of the above questions are yes (honestly, we’ll take two out of three), we will have this show all over our DVR, the theme song will be our ring tone, and we will personally inform the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences that they best not pass Kanye over. He’s coming for that puppet Emmy.