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Underappreciated Television Puppet: Beaker

Posted by Jake Kalish

This past week we wrote about singing pills. And that got us thinking about our favorite television puppets. Aside from the obvious -- Kermie, Fozzie, Henrietta Pussycat from Mr. Rogers, and Gary Gnu of The Great Space Coaster.

But, in the end, our shout-out had to go to Beaker from The Muppet Show. Maybe it was the fact that, with all of the brilliant, unbelievable puppeteers Jim Henson employed, Beaker looked like he was made by a drunk teenager without artistic talent. Which made him funnier, in a South Park-y way. Maybe it was the fact that he just said "meep" and freaked out. Look, evaluating puppets is not an exact science. But just take a look at The Great One singing Ode To Joy and Feelings and tell us you don't love him too.

-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights

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drkb77 said:

As a small girl, I had a limited grasp on real v. make-believe. As such, I had very strong feelings for Fozzie Bear and Gonzo- I would start blushing when they came on TV and talked directly to the camera (to me, really). Gosh, I loved those guys almost as much as Ricky Schroeder, the Fonz and Alex Rieger.

November 19, 2008 1:30 AM

Jes said:

Beaker gets love! He's been reincarnated on Top Chef as Carla!

November 19, 2008 9:58 AM

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Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights https://www.amazon.com/Santa-vs-Satan-Compendium-Imaginary/dp/0307406709/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208807460&sr=8-1

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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Nicole Ankowski has lived in Ohio, Oakland, and on the high plains of South Dakota, but is now proud to call Brooklyn home. She wrote for alternative weekly papers in the first two states, and tried to learn Lakota in the last. (The vowels can be tricky.) She just earned her MFA in Creative Writing and has been published in Beeswax literary journal. She is unable to resist good writing or bad TV.

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