Example A of why The Children should not be allowed on The MySpace.
Well, after she's done flashing her pubescent parts all over teh internets and making us all concerned we're all on some list of creeps, Miley Cyrus will perform live on the Dancing With The Stars Season finale November 25th, in what is called a ratings bo-nanza. But here's the concern:
As entire families nationwide pile onto the couch, who is protecting our air space? Our borders? Has there ever in history been a better time for a terrorist attack? As Dick Cheney and Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff pop some brewskies together and root like hell for Lance Bass, can't you just see the mushroom cloud billowing outside the window?
No? Just us? Well, never mind then.
-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights