Some stellar reporting by the New York Post's Page Six, in the grand tabloid tradition of picking on childless, unlucky-in love Jennifer Aniston. (Hey, P6, maybe give it a rest? We don't remember reading about anyone in the gossip biz landing The One and settling down either.)
Anyways, according to Page Six, even though Aniston looks great wearing nothing but a tie and claims to be happy, a few months back, during her break with John Mayer, she was desperately searching for a date to take to Marley and Me, since, you know, Brad was going to be going to his premiere with Angie and their multi-million dollar child collection. Here's what the always reliable "unnamed source" said:
She didn't want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around...a friend of her agent was calling around looking for young men whom they could set her up with.
Um, hello? Right here! The men of The Remote Island are young-ish, and while not technically "single", we could definitely be SFA -- Single For Aniston. [Ed.: This is true. She's on our list. Plan ahead, gentlemen!]
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