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This Episode Of "The L Word" Had A Pregnant Man And Elizabeth Berkley

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

Good Lord. We've previously written quite a bit about the utter ridiculousness that isThe L Word, but this episode took the cake. Female-to-male transsexual Max got pregnant by her homosexual male boyfriend - and then couldn't get an abortion because s/he, at four months, was too far along with the pregnancy. Can't get an abortion in L.A.? They give those away with eye lifts. An abortion is a side order at In & Out Burger.

As if that wasn't enough, who should show up on the episode but the pole-licker from Showgirls? As Jennifer Beals' hetero ex-college roomate, who's got some serious sexual tension with Beals' character Bette Porter. Word of advice - if you want to see Berkley and Beals together onscreen, Netflix Roger Dodger , which is a good indie comedy starring Campbell Scott from a few years ago. They play friends, and Beals kisses a teenage boy. It's hot, trust us. Although not nearly as hot as the L Word producers putting together a Flashdance/Showgirls dance-off. Imagine. With the water and the chair and the pole and the licking. And no pregnant man anywhere. What a feeling. Come on, L Word people. Take your passion and make it happen.

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Jennifer Beals: Hotter Now Than Before?

Who Writes Pam Grier's Dialogue On "The L Word"? 

"The L Word" Spinoff Will Be Set In A Women's Prison

"The L Word": Who KIlled Jenny? Was It Xena The Warrior Princess?


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Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights https://www.amazon.com/Santa-vs-Satan-Compendium-Imaginary/dp/0307406709/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208807460&sr=8-1

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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Nicole Ankowski has lived in Ohio, Oakland, and on the high plains of South Dakota, but is now proud to call Brooklyn home. She wrote for alternative weekly papers in the first two states, and tried to learn Lakota in the last. (The vowels can be tricky.) She just earned her MFA in Creative Writing and has been published in Beeswax literary journal. She is unable to resist good writing or bad TV.

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