Here at The Remote Island, we may have a small obsession with Jennifer. Usually we try to suppress said obsession by drinking a quick pre-noon glass of sauvignon blanc (or two) and repeating the following mantra “I will not post about Jen today, I will not.” Usually, this works.
But today is a special day. Today everybody’s favorite Friend turns 40! Holy Hell she looks good.
See just how good Jen looks and how obsessed we are after the jump:
Evidence of our obsession:
“Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Us Jennifer Aniston Was Looking For A Man?”: Remote Jake lets us know he could be SFA (Single For Aniston)
“Enough Aniston?”: Remote Olivia is willing to overlook Jennie’s public pettiness toward Brangelina.
“David Letterman Got Jennifer Aniston’s Tie Last Night”: Remote Bryan proves that we’re not the only ones obsessed with Jennie. Letterman got the tie; we got the video clip.
Evidence of Jennifer’s continued hotness:
This is what she looks like at 40 –
We'll take the glass of sauvignon blanc now, right before we head to the gym to work off a bit of jealousy. Happy Birthday Jen!