Wow. This is amazing. She's even more of a batshit crazy bitch than she seemed on Runway, and that's a major accomplishment. We don't know what this guy did, but she hit him with everything in his house. Including his pet...
Kenley Collins, the Project Runway Season 5 third place finisher best known for her crappy attitude, has been charged with six crimes -- including 2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree - after being arrested in a Brooklyn apartment for attacking her sleeping ex-fiance with water, apples, a laptop, and...a cat.
She threw a cat at him. And then she reportedly said "You're lucky...it could have been a lot worse."
How, exactly? What, short of surprise castration, is worse than your former lover flinging an animal at you during your sleepytime? We also love that she talked shit after throwing the cat, like words are going to have any effect after that traumatic episode.
Also, wtf did the kitty do to deserve being thrown? We're almost positive the cat didn't cheat on Kenley, so it would have been nice of her to stick with inanimate objects for her insane assault. Although we're sure Michael Kors appreciates the creativity.
UPDATE: Okay, this is apparently how the beatdown went: Kenley wakes the ex-fiance, 28-year-old Zachary Penley, up in the apartment they still share by throwing a cat in his face. He tries to crawl away and use his blanket as a shield. At which point she SHUTS THE BEDROOM DOOR ON HIS HEAD. Then she grabs his laptop and flings it at him. And ends with the apples and water. Which is really a fizzle, like closing your collection with a flowered sundress. Seen that before, Kenley. And now the comments are coming out:
Kenley: It was a miscommunication. Fights happen, and that's that.
Kenley's dad, Kenneth Collins: She broke it off and I guess he was a little bitter, so when this happened he called the police. He called my wife and said he was sorry the cops took it so far. He said he was sorry, but she's still facing felony charges for tossing apples and water. It would be laughable, if she wasn't dragged through court. ...She has a personality and sometimes it gets a little rowdy - but it was still apples and water, and a cat.
Way to take responsibility, Collins family. First off, How is throwing a cat at someone a "miscommunication"? And no, cat flinging does not just "happen." We've been in some bad breakups. No pets got thrown. Okay, also: she broke it off? What the hell would she have done if he called off the engagement? Pummeled him with a potbellied pig? No, Papa Kenley, your daughter is not the victim here, sorry. And just because she chose her weapons poorly doesn't mean they weren't weapons. (Although slamming his head in a door was a solid, standard assault choice. We've seen that in plenty of movies.) And no, your daughter does not just have "a personality." She clearly has psychotic tendencies. And now she has a big-ass problem.
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