When the story first broke, Kenley Collins of Project Runway called her throwing a cat at her ex-fiancee while he was sleeping a "miscommunication." In a Brooklyn court, she had a new explanation for whatever the hell that was...
In a Brooklyn court hearing yesterday, Kenley admitted she "gently" tossed the cat onto the bed, (where it hit her sleeping ex-fiancee's face) but denies said cat was being used as a weapon.
Wow. Does this have an "I smoked, but I didn't inhale" ring to it? She's getting into the force and intent with which a cat was thrown? Why you throwing a cat in the first place?
The charges against Kenley were reduced from assault to misdemeanor. Damn, really? Boogie from the corner got 2-4 for a fat sack of weed because of the Rockefeller Laws and Kenley the cat thrower looks like she'll just have to take some anger management classes or something?
Where's the civic outrage? What happened to the protest movement? It's time to take to the streets.
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