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Tiffany "New York" Pollard Gets Her Gajillionth VH1 Reality Show

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

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How long can one keep going solely as a VH1 reality star, neither wearing out your welcome nor advancing past that stage?  She's a true phenomenon, this Head Bitch In Charge...

Coming up next for Tiffany "New York" Pollard: "New York Goes To Work." The premise? She investigates the mysteries of the universe, with the help of Stephen Hawking and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Just kidding! She goes off on some bitches!

But in the workplace. That's the difference between this and Flavor Of Love, Flavor Of Love 2, I Love New York, I Love New York 2, and New York Goes To Hollywood. Surprisingly, that last one did not result in "New York" becoming the next Halle Berry, though it could have resulted in her slapping the shit out of Halle Berry had Halle Berry started something. 

Mmmm, so this one, which comes to us in May? Tiffany gets a new job every week. And fans get to choose which job, by text voting. Some of the choices: sewer plant, mortuary. You get it. If "New York" survives the week at the job, she gets five grand. If she quits or gets fired, nothing.

Except, of course, another VH1 reality show.

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Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights https://www.amazon.com/Santa-vs-Satan-Compendium-Imaginary/dp/0307406709/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208807460&sr=8-1

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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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Ben Kallen is an entertainment, health and humor writer who's been lectured to by Sidney Poitier, argued with by Lea Thompson and smiled at by Jennifer Connelly. He's the coauthor of The No S Diet and author of The Year in Weird, along with hundreds of magazine articles. He lives near the beach in Los Angeles, just like the gang from Three's Company.

Nicole Ankowski has lived in Ohio, Oakland, and on the high plains of South Dakota, but is now proud to call Brooklyn home. She wrote for alternative weekly papers in the first two states, and tried to learn Lakota in the last. (The vowels can be tricky.) She just earned her MFA in Creative Writing and has been published in Beeswax literary journal. She is unable to resist good writing or bad TV.

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