Ross and Rachel? For Real?
Well there are a few convenient rumors that Jen and David might soon become more than friends:
Jennifer is currently filming The Baster - a movie about a unmarried 40-year-old woman who wants a baby so she turns to artificial insemination to get pregnant (the story of Jen’s life?) - and it’s making Aniston’s yearning to be a mother that much stronger.
A pal said, “Jen’s been telling everyone on the set this film should be promoted as the story of her life. But the real shocker is that she says her top candidate for artificial insemination is David Schwimmer!”
This isn't real, right? Cause, obviously, it's probably unwise to make a baby as part of the promotion of your latest film, especially a film called The Baster. Yuck. But now, because of these taudry rumors we've actually heard of a little movie called we-refuse-to-type-that-name-again.
And now, conveniently, Jen can spend her press time righteously dismissing these rumors as silly and juvenille and we'll probably write about that too. Ulgh, we hate being Jen's little pawn. But we just can't help ourselves. Now we're thinking about it. The idea of it. The two of them baby-inseminating . . .
Their Friends characters had television's most annoying relationship. Would they spawn Hollywood's most annoying child as well? Would they go with a crazy celebrity baby name, like Poncho, or Cheddar? Would they force poor Cheddar to watch all 10 seasons of Friends to see how Mommy and Daddy met?
Ross and Rachel. Jennifer and David. Should we call them Jennivid? Or Rossifer? oooh Drossifer Green.
Oh, dear God, help us.
(famecrawler.com)
Previously:
Jennifer Aniston Wants To Be A Bond Girl
Jennifer Aniston Saves Phone Messages From Her Exes
Happy Birthday Jennifer Aniston!