Next stop on the Celebutante Express: Kourtney and Khloe In Miami, starring Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, and notably not starring Kim Kardashian's ass Kim Kardashian. Thanks, E! (!) Well, so much for what we said about civic mindedness being the hip young thing. Baby steps.
The series, which is set to debut in August, will follow the sisters as they open a boutique in South Beach. "We knew fans could not miss out on this drama-filled duo as they invade such a beautiful, vibrant and notoriously wild city as Miami," E! Executive Vice President Lisa Berger told Us.
Yeah, who the hell could miss out on that? Wait, but the sisters can't focus on their boutique, because they're too busy helping the poor and downtrodden clubbing:
The girls try to focus on designing and hiring staffers for their new store, but get sucked into South Beach's famous party scene.
We're sure they weren't nudged at all in that direction by the show's producers.
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