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'Role Model' Kim Kardashian Should Reach Out To Lindsay Lohan, So Sayeth Sean Hannity

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Um what?

Don't get us wrong. Kim seems like a nice enough young lady. Just your average teetotaling girl next door who beleives strongly in family values and happens ot have a reality tv-show, a ridiculously unbeleivable body, and a widely distributed sex-tape (read: porn, she's a porn-star).  She's a lovely big-bootied car wreck with a heart of gold and a centerfold in Playboy. So naturally, Sean Hannity, conservative Fox News host, is in love with her.

See a little of Sean's Fox News interview with KK here. He calls Kimmy a "role-model" and asks why she doesn't reach out to her old pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, ostensibly to lead them into the light.

At first we thought: Yes! a beautiful handwritten letter, begging Paris and Lindsay to put down the devil's drink and pick up the phone. Call Hef. He's got a spot in Playboy for you too! Or maybe Kim could reach out to the ladies via Keeping Up With the Kardashians. During one of her heavily glossed testimonials, she could look earnestly into the camera and say the simple phrase: "Girls, come on." "Man In The Mirror" by Michael Jackson would swell in the background. And they'd know.  They'd know it was time for a change.

 

 

(gawker.com)

 

Previously:

Today in TV Twits: Kim Kardashian Soaks Up The Sun [PHOTOS]

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Kim Kardashian: To Photoshop Or Not To Photoshop?

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