Hello, Kitty.
16-year-old Miley Cyrus told a British newspaper she plans to stay a virgin until she marries. In related news, her boyfriend, Justin Gaston, is 20 and an underwear model. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Oh, wait, it's all right because they're both religious and God is against premarital sex:
Frequently referred to as a ' Bible-reading underwear model', Gaston is an extremely handsome and - in teenage terms, at least - much older boyfriend, proving that Miley Cyrus is growing up quickly.
'But I want to keep my virginity until I marry,' she explains solemnly. 'I was brought up in a Christian family.'
Hmmm. There are only two solutions to this problem.
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