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"Bones": The Sex Doesn't Count If It's All In Your Head

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

Can we all agree that the much-hyped Booth/Brennan hook up was grossly disappointing?

A dream?  Come on!  It's like last night's Bones was the love child of Grey's Anatomy and Dallas with a CSI recessive gene.  It's not like we hate alternate reality TV episodes of our favorite shows (Hello, Buffy The Musical? Awesome), it's more that we don't appreciate being led on under false pretenses.  Also, A DREAM?  Come on.  That said, we did get some shirtless Boreanaz on this fanciful road to ridiculous cop out, and for that we have no complaint, only gratitude.  And, in the end, there are alternate reality TV episodes that were even less satifying (re: more idiotic) than the Bones psuedo-sex.  Namely, the One Tree Hill 1940's episode.

Previously:

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Lenny said:

I'm a huge opponent of the "dream" cop-out. However...

Calling the episode a dream is misleading. It wasn't a dream (or even a daydream). It was a character's deliberate fictional narrative, visually enacted for benefit of the audience. Rather than merely being told, we were shown. At worst it was wishful thinking.

From frame one, we knew that something was way off. Booth wasn't a badass former sniper turned Feeb, and the only bone Brennen cared about was the one Booth was giving her. All episode long I was dreading the reveal as being a coma dream, and was rather impressed with the device they used, paralleling my feelings towards the Life On Mars finale. A show which can't be dismissed as a dream, tough that's precisely what it was, in the sense that we knew all along that what we were witnessing wasn't real, thereby allowing us to accept and become attached to the imagined characters, but more importantly allowing us to remain that way post reveal.

Once More, With Feeling, while a great episode is a poor example of alternate reality. A better example would be the first appearance of Dawn.

"Dream" episodes can definitely ruin an ep, but luckily a show will usually have more episodes to recover. When it comes to films however, you're left with a rather sour taste in your mouth.

***Spoilers***

The device ruined the otherwise terrific High Tension. And while it was no masterpiece, My Bloody Valentine 3D was incredibly entertaining up until the final "twist". Surprisingly though, I don't feel that Identity was tarnished by it. But that probably had more to do with the twist upon the twist. And yes, I obviously consider split/alternate/multiple personalities to fall in the "dream" category.

June 13, 2009 5:46 PM

About Lindy Parker

Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for hooksexup.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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