We just received a package from Victoria’s Secret in the mail, and while we wish we could sue them for false advertising (and dashed hopes, and the cunning marketing that made us think we actually wanted a green and yellow faux-snakeskin bikini)…we are just going to suck it (and our gut) up.
Not so California resident Marcrida Patterson, 52. She and her lawyer appeared on The Today Show to discuss her claim that “she suffered an eye injury while putting on decorative thong underwear” made by Victoria’s Secret. You know her lawyer couldn’t wait to use the line “Victoria’s Secret does have it’s angels, but as we say, the devil is in the details.”
[via People; image and slightly lowered self-esteem via Victoria’s Secret]