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Jul 16th, 2010

Sex Advice from the French - Nick

Nick, 29

What’s the best reason to date a French person?
Me. 

Why do they call it a “French Kiss”?
The French kiss was first known as maraichinage, a term to describe the prolonged, deep, tongue kiss practiced by the Maraichins, inhabitants of the French region of Brittany. 

I have a crush on this guy who doesn't speak English. How do I tell him he rocks my socks?
"Tu rock mes chaussettes."

Is it wrong to date someone French just because her/his accent is a turn on?
Only if he's a psychopath.

Last night, my girlfriend of five years suggested that we stop using condoms because it “feels better.” I agreed, but I'm totally freaked that she might get pregnant.  I'm also worried that she secretly wants to get pregnant. What should I do?
There's nothing fun about living in fear.  Try Trojan Ultra Thin or Kimono Micro Thin condoms.

I think beards are sexy. But every time I kiss a lumberjack guy, it irritates the skin on my face. Is there a way to avoid this?
You can't have your baguette and eat it too.

I’m French. My girlfriend is American. Eventually, I want to move back to my home country but she has no interest in even visiting. Should I break things off now?
Try to entice her with some Shakespeare: "Kate, when France is mine and I am yours, then yours is France and you are mine."  

My boyfriend bought me a Hitachi vibrator to spice up our lovemaking — it gives me the most intense orgasms of my life. But now I can’t come when I have sex with him. How can I keep the amazing orgasms without making him feel inadequate?
You shouldn't have to. You're the one who should feel bad if your boyfriend doesn't want to do whatever it takes to get you off.

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Comments ( 15 )

amelie can roll my Rs any day
sadamerican commented on Jul 16 10 at 10:16 am
Nic is cute.
Meh commented on Jul 16 10 at 10:37 am
"If he claims to be bi, then he's probably gay, and therefore it's not crazy that it bothers you." That's very poor. If he says he is bi, then he's probably just that - BI. Not a full blown homosexual. I would consider myself bi. That doesn't mean I'm a lesbian. I like cock as much as I like boobs.
PixieStick commented on Jul 16 10 at 11:20 am
that second guy is so french looking!
jack commented on Jul 16 10 at 1:12 pm
the last woman is horrible
fs commented on Jul 16 10 at 7:33 pm
Aww... can I keep Nick? I loved the Shakespeare quote.
Cinthia commented on Jul 17 10 at 10:31 am
Diane gave the worst advice. But yum yum, give me some Nick.
kiki commented on Jul 17 10 at 10:54 am
im french. can I get Nick? pleaaazzz
No commented on Jul 17 10 at 1:23 pm
I want Diane as my sassy, no-nonsense French girlfriend.
elle woods commented on Jul 17 10 at 8:01 pm
Diane is a bit of a dick. If guy says he's bi, and has sex with women, then he's probably bi. I'd only doubt the statement if he claimed to be bi but never, ever had sex with anyone but other men. Then he's just in denial, or maybe dating Diane.
CM commented on Jul 18 10 at 1:17 am
Every woman I've known that's dated a "bi" guy has lost her man to the guys eventually. And yes, guess what, when you're in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to be in an open relationship(i.e. having sex outside your partner) bisexuals have to make a choice. It's not unfair, it's not being uptight, it's not being provincial. It's called wanting to be in a committed relationship. And I've never heard of a "bi" guy who could commit to a partner. And when push comes to shove, guys invariably win out over girls in their minds. Granted, my "evidence" is anecdotal, but I've come to the conclusion that guys who claim they are bi are deep down gay or too incredibly immature to be in a committed relationship and mixed up. Just saying. Anecdotal, I know.
ricochet commented on Jul 18 10 at 5:04 am
yeah bi guys always end up gay and bi girls always end up straight. okay based on personal experience it's like 3/3 and 4/5 so the sample size isn't good but the correlation is REALLY strong. diane rules, because she'd be up for anything in the right circumstances without making a big deal about "ooh look how up for anything I am" like younger/american girls always are
mj commented on Jul 18 10 at 7:10 am
I don't agree with Amelie at all about French women being good lovers! My French husband married me, an American, because he couldn't stand how stuck-up and inhibited French women were in bed. This could be a turn on for some people -- in general, the women are always sophisticated, even in the bedroom -- but they never really let go. However, I have found that French men are much less macho and more giving than American men in bed.
cotedazur commented on Jul 18 10 at 8:45 am
I've known bi guys in committed relationships with women. Just sayin'.
Kim commented on Jul 18 10 at 9:19 am
I think Nick is the only one with pretty good advice. The ladies just suck, they have a few good answers but the gay bias and "like mother like daughter" attitude of Diane negates anything and Amelie's advice that he "should have been upfront about your insecurities right away" regarding the stripper is laughable. Uh, yes, because clearly feeling insecure is the only reason a person wouldn't want to date a stripper. /sarcasm Her generalizations about men suck too, there are plenty of women that are disasters at keeping the house straight, for starters.
SC commented on Jul 20 10 at 12:09 pm

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