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Dec 14th, 2010

Netflix Instant - Jill, Poet

Jill, poet
Netflix “Instant Only”

Despite its pagan history, unpack the word Christmas and you’ll be reminded that it’s essentially a Christian holiday: Christ’s Mass.  So happy two-thousand-and-tenth birthday, Jesus!  Ergo, the most important person on your Christmas list, folks, is the Lord, right?  But what to gift the King of Kings?  Myrrh and the like have been done.  A sweater seems chintzy and a gift card, thoughtless. Fruit basket? A MacBook Pro? A tree planted in Israel? For my part, I’m gifting the one thing my spam folder suggests might be the perfect holiday choice for the man who has everything: a Netflix “instant only” subscription.

 

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Comments ( 7 )

oh scott, of course you are, and of course that's your suggestion for a present for someone else.

robert paulsen commented on Dec 14 10 at 1:47 am

I have that Lelo vibrator. Once you charge it, that battery last forever.

liz commented on Dec 14 10 at 9:02 pm

Wow. Do Republicans always come off as such idiots or did Hooksexup just choose the dumbest?

JulieTruly commented on Dec 15 10 at 12:58 am

Scott looks like he's in his thirties. Isn't that a little old to still be playing beer pong and that idiotic cap?

Kel commented on Dec 15 10 at 1:10 pm

Hooksexup always uses the same pic of a young republican. I mean they all look generally the same anyhow but still, shake it up a bit.

pink commented on Dec 15 10 at 4:10 pm

We used the same pic because it's the same guy.

PeterSmith commented on Dec 15 10 at 5:44 pm

I'd do the guy who got me that sewing machine!

eggshell73 commented on Dec 15 10 at 11:15 pm

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