Gift Advice from… MILFs, Poets,
Juggalos, et. al. 

Holiday gift suggestions from some of our expert friends.

Mark, sex-shop worker
Lelo Mia Rechargeable Vibrator

For all those Scrooges out there who say "screw the holidays!”  I would counter with, "let’s screw during the holidays!" There is a very subtle art in deciding on the right sex toy gift. The goal isn't to shock and terrify. It’s more about providing a gift that is both functional and effective. Something you know they will use and won’t hide in the back of their closet. I would probably recommend the Lelo Mia rechargeable vibe. Its stylish design allows it to easily pass as a memory stick or lipstick. But its multi-functions and speeds guarantee it will deck her halls.