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Dec 14th, 2010

Carstache - Charles, Marathon Runner

Charles, marathon runner
Carstache

Your first Carstache feels like your first kiss, cold beer, snow cone, and slow dance all wrapped in one. It's glorious! So what could say more, or less, than giving your best friend a Carstache, the global leader in automotive facial hair. Driving your car with a Carstache is like driving your own presidential motorcade, as others will pull to the side just to see you pass. So strap on a 'stache, buckle up, and enjoy the ride!

 

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Comments ( 7 )

oh scott, of course you are, and of course that's your suggestion for a present for someone else.

robert paulsen commented on Dec 14 10 at 1:47 am

I have that Lelo vibrator. Once you charge it, that battery last forever.

liz commented on Dec 14 10 at 9:02 pm

Wow. Do Republicans always come off as such idiots or did Hooksexup just choose the dumbest?

JulieTruly commented on Dec 15 10 at 12:58 am

Scott looks like he's in his thirties. Isn't that a little old to still be playing beer pong and that idiotic cap?

Kel commented on Dec 15 10 at 1:10 pm

Hooksexup always uses the same pic of a young republican. I mean they all look generally the same anyhow but still, shake it up a bit.

pink commented on Dec 15 10 at 4:10 pm

We used the same pic because it's the same guy.

PeterSmith commented on Dec 15 10 at 5:44 pm

I'd do the guy who got me that sewing machine!

eggshell73 commented on Dec 15 10 at 11:15 pm

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