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Elizabeth Reaser poster - Denise, MILF

Denise, MILF
Elizabeth Reaser poster

It sounds cheesy, but my best friend is my husband… for the shit we’ve put up with from each other over the years, it’s got to be that way. Every marriage is going to have its ups and downs, and we have had plenty of lows where we couldn’t stand the sight of each other, let alone have sex with each other. I’d probably get him an “in-case-of-future-lows” poster of Elizabeth Reaser. She plays Esme Cullen in the Twilight series and he loves her. I’d say that’s a pretty cool gift: giving your husband another MILF for Christmas.

 

Comments ( 7 )

oh scott, of course you are, and of course that's your suggestion for a present for someone else.

robert paulsen commented on Dec 14 10 at 1:47 am

I have that Lelo vibrator. Once you charge it, that battery last forever.

liz commented on Dec 14 10 at 9:02 pm

Wow. Do Republicans always come off as such idiots or did Hooksexup just choose the dumbest?

JulieTruly commented on Dec 15 10 at 12:58 am

Scott looks like he's in his thirties. Isn't that a little old to still be playing beer pong and that idiotic cap?

Kel commented on Dec 15 10 at 1:10 pm

Hooksexup always uses the same pic of a young republican. I mean they all look generally the same anyhow but still, shake it up a bit.

pink commented on Dec 15 10 at 4:10 pm

We used the same pic because it's the same guy.

PeterSmith commented on Dec 15 10 at 5:44 pm

I'd do the guy who got me that sewing machine!

eggshell73 commented on Dec 15 10 at 11:15 pm

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