You know what really grinds Rep. Allen West's (R.-Fla) gears? Things that make people's lives easier by enabling them to do things they… EJ Dickson | 03.28.2012 | Comments (4)
In addition to a high concentration of Cracker Barrels and stores selling inexpensive fireworks, the Deep South also offers a staggeringly high… EJ Dickson | 03.12.2012 | Comments (18)
Although you might think that he was too zonked out on Oxy and Egg McMuffins to be of much use to society anymore, Rush Limbaugh is indeed still… EJ Dickson | 02.29.2012 | Comments (31)
Even though Rick Santorum's new front-runner status essentially marks him as the Zack Morris of the GOP (I think it's the baby… EJ Dickson | 02.19.2012 | Comments (1)
He'll be fucking his wife. That's what Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day plans are. Just in case anyone was wondering. Y'know… EJ Dickson | 02.14.2012 | Comments (5)
If you were one of those people who was pleasantly surprised by the relative lack of racist/misogynistic/homophobic advertising during the Super… EJ Dickson | 02.6.2012 | Comments (6)
Last weekend, conservative billionaires Charles and David Koch and other assorted outrageously wealthy white men gathered at the inside of a… EJ Dickson | 02.4.2012 | Comments (8)
Human Brooks Brothers mannequin/anthropomorphized merkin Donald Trump announced today that he will make a "major announcement"… EJ Dickson | 02.2.2012 | Comments (3)
Good news for those of you who've been sitting atop a pile of unused Herman Cain jokes since he dropped out of the race last November: the… EJ Dickson | 01.29.2012 | Comments (4)
In an interview with David Brody from the Christian Broadcasting Network, the giant pumpkin in an Anderson Cooper wig most commonly known as Newt… EJ Dickson | 01.24.2012 | Comments (10)
According to a list of facts about Walker, Texas Ranger star Chuck Norris, there is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures that Chuck… EJ Dickson | 01.21.2012 | Comments (6)
You know it's gonna be a great day when the top headline on HuffPo is "Rick Rolled:" after finishing fifth in Iowa and last in New… EJ Dickson | 01.19.2012 | Comments (0)
If there are three things that everyone knows about GOP hopeful Rick Santorum, they are as follows: a) he is the inspiration behind the third… EJ Dickson | 01.17.2012 | Comments (10)
You guys, I know we're all scared about leaving 2011 behind for 2012 and prepping for the Apocalypse (TM) Starring Lloyd Dobler and all that… EJ Dickson | 01.2.2012 | Comments (21)
Tonight in the Tri-State area, when the clock strikes midnight and you hear the sound of what you believe to be revelers tooting noisemakers… EJ Dickson | 12.31.2011 | Comments (5)
With the debate about the value of a four-year college education still raging, some students, like Cassie Wright at the University of Texas, are… EJ Dickson | 12.20.2011 | Comments (2)
As both seasoned politicians and eleventh-grade student-council presidents know, when coming up with a campaign slogan, it's probably best to… EJ Dickson | 12.14.2011 | Comments (5)
An eight-year old boy named Elijah became the coolest kid on the playground after he encountered GOP candidate and same-sex marriage opponent… EJ Dickson | 12.6.2011 | Comments (40)
Whatever you may think of Herman Cain, it's hard to deny that his campaign made for pretty excellent comedy material. Which is why we were all… EJ Dickson | 12.4.2011 | Comments (2)
Just when it seemed like the Herman Cain crazy train was showing signs of slowing down, someone's come along to throw more coal into the… EJ Dickson | 11.28.2011 | Comments (11)
