Emma Taylor discusses her fear of blowjobs:
"There is such a thing as a Very Excellent Blowjob. I imagine the only thing worse than a slightly impersonal but very excellent blowjob is a personal but very, very bad blowjob. Remember all those things you did wrong (or had done wrong unto you) in high school? The teeth, the literal blowing, the . . . well, I don't know what the other "wrongs" are, because I never gave a high school blowjob. I wish I'd gotten all the fellatio faux-pas out of the way back when everyone else was busy committing them and the playing field was even."