Today Miss Info brings us the winners of last week’s contest, which challenged readers explain why this writer wasn’t getting second dates after coming out of a serious relationships.
First prize goes to Sam, who explains why a kiss is just a kiss, and a butt grab even less so.
Second place goes to Sean, who works in three Neil Diamond references without mentioning this, the most poignant classic of the D man's entire career. Enjoy your snack food, sonny boy. How you live with yourself, I'll never know.
In third place is Andy, who reminds me of Sigmund Freud, if Siggie would stop yammering about Oedipal junk and give you some practical advice, like "Make out with everyone! (Just not your father.)"