Joe Maynard overcomes his fear of the Fleshlight.
"I take off the bottom lid as well as the top in order to remove the hard plastic tube from inside the soft, gummy vulva. I'm afraid of ripping the tender 'skin,' but eventually I wrestle it free. I put the Fleshlight on the desk, with its unfortunate eye staring at the ceiling like a bored patient at the gynecologist's office, and open the lubricant. I aim it into the eye and get most of it in, but when I lift the Fleshlight off the desk, the lubricant empties out the back end. It startles me and the thing falls from my hand, bouncing off the edge of my desk, off my thigh and rolls onto the floor about six inches past arm's reach."