Sarah Hepola has a hilarious piece of fiction up today, “Erotic Dreams About Film Critics.”
“Tony turns me around, pushes me to the floor. ‘You saw Sweet Home Alabama, and you liked it!’ he barks at me. His cock is hard, and I take it in my mouth, let my tongue roam around the tip. ‘You own Crossroads, that shitty Britney Spears movie, on DVD, don't you?’ he asks.”
Nothing more to say, just read it right away.