We begin with blog-a-logger FunkyBrownChick, who has a word or two on the faux pas of interracial dating and the scandalous details of her dominatrix sexcapades at a Manhattan watering hole.
Then it’s off to a Houston bachelor pad with Rose and Olive (and dual showerheads) where you can kick off your skivvies and break out the ole camera.
Since it’s the holiday season you can whittle away the work week by daydreaming of things you don’t need but will get anyway. Here’s one! Scanner informs us that iPods mean nothing in Richmond Hill, Queens where kids are pimping their BMX's with 5,000 watt stereos. Training wheels not included.
In movie news, Jennifer Love Hewitt defends her “fatty” photos with a fervent statement on behalf of us un-waiflike women. “To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong." Thanks, J. Love. Speaking of boobs, this weekend saw the release of some pretty pictures from Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay featuring unicorns and Neil Patrick Harris.
And last but not least, Screengrab gives us some old-school entertainment with a Jessica Yu documentary that relives everyone’s favorite cheese-bus prank—slipping Sour Death Balls into an unsuspecting, candy-loving gullet.
And that about wraps up this Monday. It’s nearing the cheeseburger hour! Have fun.
-- Lauren Belski