Hitting the multiplex this weekend? Already seen Juno eighteen times? The Film Lounge reviews the latest cinematic releases…and let’s you rate ’em, too. Ah, the power. Check out the latest, before you give Stallone $20 of your hard-earned money:
Rambo: “Opening with news footage, Stallone appears to be making a statement about global indifference towards the ongoing Burmese genocide. He isn't."
4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days: Just about the exact opposite of Juno.
The Air I Breathe: Features Forrest Whitaker as a flustered accountant; Andy Garcia as a crazy loan-shark mobster; Brendan Fraser as a thug with a gift for prophecy (really); Emile Hirsch as the boss’ petulant nephew; and, you know, Sarah Michelle Gellar as a pop superstar named “Sorrow.” Oh Buffy, where art thou?