Ms. Berwin's been one of our very favorite writers ever since she penned this extremely nasty little gem for us way back in 2005. Today, Hollywood Reporter tells us that her new novel has been picked up by Columbia Pictures, and that the film, Hothouse Flowers, will feature Julia Roberts as both star and producer. If it's anything like what Margot has written for Hooksexup, the MPAA is going to shit their chastity belts when they see it. We, on the other hand, will be first in line on opening night. Yay Margot!