Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Whether you were born and bred on the Emerald Isle, or are just Irish for the day…everyone needs a little astrological advice to get you through the fabulous, Guinness-fueled holiday…
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Through this week's haze of watery green beer, you'll reevaluate some of your choices, from the fake Irishman you smooched outside the bodega, to the drinks you know you can't afford. You've always been impulsive, but just because you're the baby of the astrological chart doesn't mean the universe is going to bail you out forever. Plus, there's something undeniably hot about people who've got their shit together — take a page from the type-A handbook, and get cracking.
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